Fiero2themax
04-08-2009, 02:16 PM
APRIL, 2009
Purchase Of The Month
Well, it's that time again. Due to my enormous family wealth and everlasting trust.... not to mention my fiances income, I have decided to post up all the new cars that I will be adding to my corral.
This month's purchase is:
2009 Lexus LS460
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/jumpkick/CIMG1897-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/jumpkick/CIMG1899-1.jpg
* Name: Tristan Charles Faber
* Age: 28 years of age
* Fave Restaurant: In & Out, yeah, you all can't have it
* Fave Music: I don't really have time to listen to music, what with being busy making a fuck ton of money and having continuous, incredible sex with a half Portuguese bombshell. Although I do like Thrice
* Something Most People Don’t Know: Amidst all my success I am very cool person. One who is well read, physically fit and a business dynamo. It's even hard for ME to believe that I'm monogamous. Must be due to the fact I've sown my wild oats with a bevvy of gorgeous, properly proportioned, B-cup breasted coeds.
* Turn Ons: Things I can't have... but always get. Perky tits, a little rib showing, short hair, tall, athletic, knows her way around a firearm and car but doesn't need to talk about it. Also a girl who doesn't thirst for dong, but knows how to TCB if one is presented.
* What got you into the car scene: I got into the car scene for the same reason as everyone else. Pussy. The difference is, is that I actually score slash. I build cars properly, my projects are perfected in a timely fashion.... my rides actually GET completed and I choose the CORRECT platforms to start with.
* About Me: Growing up in Boise I had no role models. No one to look up to. I credit this reason for why it took me till age of 19 to build my first jaw dropping vehicle, a 1993 Porsche 930TT *. It's actually pretty funny if you think about it. The entire car scene of Boise was my mentor, but in an nontraditional way. With Boise's sub-culture of car tuners and enthusiasts building some of the most heinous examples of creativity and applied mechanics, I was forced to turn my sexual mastery to vehicular mastery. Boise was like a dying adolescent, festering with it's church sponsored show 'n shines and it's ravenous packs of N/A 2nd gen Talons, each with it's own windshield banner supporting whatever uncreative club name that was spawned in the 8 minute wait time at the sticker wagon in the mall. It was my fresh thinking, charm and complete knowledge of combustion that brought Boise's car scene to the level it is today.
* Story About the Car: Not really much to tell. My family invented an industrial spark arrestor for factory smoke stacks back in the 80's. One thing lead to another and the government made them federally required, the Fabers became overnight millionaires. After moving down here to Laguna Beach, where I own a wonderful home with an ocean view, I started fucking this hot half Portuguese chick. Turns out her dad is the head of the California Anesthetists Program. So since out engagement we have decided to just have a little fun in this grim economy and buy a new car every month until we get married later this year. We just feel that the market is too volatile, you never know which bank you can trust and real estate just isn't that fun. So our money is going to be tied up in cars. Sure, not the best investment.... but I'm sure the loss would be equal across the board. So why not buy all the cars you've ever wanted!!!
[B]LEXUS LS460[/B
Current Mods: Asanti AF 146 22x9 in front 22x10 in the rear
4,608 cc 4.6 liters V 8 front engine with 94.0 mm bore, 83.0 mm stroke, 11.8 compression ratio, double overhead cam, variable valve timing/camshaft and four valves per cylinder 1UR-FSE
12v power outlet: front and 1
-
Air conditioning with climate control and rear outlet 2
-
Diversity antenna
-
Peripheral anti-theft protection
-
Front and rear ashtray
-
Manufacturer's own RDS audio system with AM/FM, cassette, Disc Autochanger and six-disc remote changer CD player reads MP3
-
Automatic drive indicator on dashboard
-
Cargo area light
-
Cargo capacity: all seats in place (cu ft): 18.0
-
Front seats and rear seats cigar lighter
-
Clock
-
Coming home device
-
Compass
-
Computer with average speed, average fuel consumption, instantaneous fuel consumption and range for remaining fuel
-
Full dashboard console, full floor console with covered storage box, partial overhead console with covered storage box
-
Delayed/fade courtesy lights
-
Cruise control
-
Front seats cup holders fixed, rear seats cup holders pop out
-
Door ajar warning
-
Door pockets/bins for driver seat, passenger seat and rear seats
-
External temperature
-
Floor mats
-
Driver front airbag with multi-stage deployment, passenger front airbag with occupant sensors and multi-stage deployment
-
Bucket heated electrically adjustable driver seat with height adjustment, lumbar adjustment, thigh support, eight adjustments and tilt adjustment, bucket heated electrically adjustable passenger seat with height adjustment, lumbar adjustment, six adjustments and tilt adjustment
-
Height adjustable 3-point reel front seat belts on driver seat and passenger seat with pre-tensioners
-
Front seat center armrest
-
Garage door opener
-
Two height adjustable electric adjustable head restraints on front seats, three height adjustable head restraints on rear seats
-
Headlight control with time delay switch-off and dusk sensor active and automatic
-
Illuminated entry system
-
Internal dimensions: front headroom (inches): 38.0, rear headroom (inches): 38.0, front hip room (inches): 55.4, rear hip room (inches): 55.5, front leg room (inches): 44.0, rear leg room (inches): 37.6, front shoulder room (inches): 58.5 and rear shoulder room (inches): 56.9
-
Knee airbags driver and passenger
-
Low tire pressure indicator
-
Memorized adjustment with three settings on door mirror position and steering wheel position with seven driver's seat positions, five passenger seat positions and head restraint
-
Card key power locks includes trunk/hatch, includes power windows and speed sensing
-
Vehicle speed proportional power steering
-
Front and rear power windows with two one-touch
-
Front and rear reading lights
-
3-point reel rear seat belts on driver side with pre-tensioners, 3-point reel rear seat belts on passenger side with pre-tensioners, 3-point reel rear seat belts on center side
-
Rear seat center armrest with trunk access integral box
-
Three fixed bench front facing rear seats with zero adjustments
-
Automatic operation rear view mirror
-
Steering wheel mounted remote audio controls
-
Remote fuel filler door release
-
Remote control remote trunk/hatch release
-
Front and rear side curtain airbag
-
Front seat back storage
-
Leather seat upholstery with additional leather
-
Seating: five seats
-
Service interval indicator
-
Front side airbag with occupant sensors
-
Smart card / smart key automatic, includes central locking and includes ignition starter
-
Ten speaker(s)
-
Wood & leather electrically adjustable multi-function steering wheel with tilt adjustment and telescopic adjustment easy entry
-
Tachometer
-
Illuminated driver and passenger vanity mirror with rear
-
Ventilation system with micro filter, automatic recirculation and active carbon filter
* My Old Porsche
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/jumpkick/tristan3.jpg
Purchase Of The Month
Well, it's that time again. Due to my enormous family wealth and everlasting trust.... not to mention my fiances income, I have decided to post up all the new cars that I will be adding to my corral.
This month's purchase is:
2009 Lexus LS460
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/jumpkick/CIMG1897-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/jumpkick/CIMG1899-1.jpg
* Name: Tristan Charles Faber
* Age: 28 years of age
* Fave Restaurant: In & Out, yeah, you all can't have it
* Fave Music: I don't really have time to listen to music, what with being busy making a fuck ton of money and having continuous, incredible sex with a half Portuguese bombshell. Although I do like Thrice
* Something Most People Don’t Know: Amidst all my success I am very cool person. One who is well read, physically fit and a business dynamo. It's even hard for ME to believe that I'm monogamous. Must be due to the fact I've sown my wild oats with a bevvy of gorgeous, properly proportioned, B-cup breasted coeds.
* Turn Ons: Things I can't have... but always get. Perky tits, a little rib showing, short hair, tall, athletic, knows her way around a firearm and car but doesn't need to talk about it. Also a girl who doesn't thirst for dong, but knows how to TCB if one is presented.
* What got you into the car scene: I got into the car scene for the same reason as everyone else. Pussy. The difference is, is that I actually score slash. I build cars properly, my projects are perfected in a timely fashion.... my rides actually GET completed and I choose the CORRECT platforms to start with.
* About Me: Growing up in Boise I had no role models. No one to look up to. I credit this reason for why it took me till age of 19 to build my first jaw dropping vehicle, a 1993 Porsche 930TT *. It's actually pretty funny if you think about it. The entire car scene of Boise was my mentor, but in an nontraditional way. With Boise's sub-culture of car tuners and enthusiasts building some of the most heinous examples of creativity and applied mechanics, I was forced to turn my sexual mastery to vehicular mastery. Boise was like a dying adolescent, festering with it's church sponsored show 'n shines and it's ravenous packs of N/A 2nd gen Talons, each with it's own windshield banner supporting whatever uncreative club name that was spawned in the 8 minute wait time at the sticker wagon in the mall. It was my fresh thinking, charm and complete knowledge of combustion that brought Boise's car scene to the level it is today.
* Story About the Car: Not really much to tell. My family invented an industrial spark arrestor for factory smoke stacks back in the 80's. One thing lead to another and the government made them federally required, the Fabers became overnight millionaires. After moving down here to Laguna Beach, where I own a wonderful home with an ocean view, I started fucking this hot half Portuguese chick. Turns out her dad is the head of the California Anesthetists Program. So since out engagement we have decided to just have a little fun in this grim economy and buy a new car every month until we get married later this year. We just feel that the market is too volatile, you never know which bank you can trust and real estate just isn't that fun. So our money is going to be tied up in cars. Sure, not the best investment.... but I'm sure the loss would be equal across the board. So why not buy all the cars you've ever wanted!!!
[B]LEXUS LS460[/B
Current Mods: Asanti AF 146 22x9 in front 22x10 in the rear
4,608 cc 4.6 liters V 8 front engine with 94.0 mm bore, 83.0 mm stroke, 11.8 compression ratio, double overhead cam, variable valve timing/camshaft and four valves per cylinder 1UR-FSE
12v power outlet: front and 1
-
Air conditioning with climate control and rear outlet 2
-
Diversity antenna
-
Peripheral anti-theft protection
-
Front and rear ashtray
-
Manufacturer's own RDS audio system with AM/FM, cassette, Disc Autochanger and six-disc remote changer CD player reads MP3
-
Automatic drive indicator on dashboard
-
Cargo area light
-
Cargo capacity: all seats in place (cu ft): 18.0
-
Front seats and rear seats cigar lighter
-
Clock
-
Coming home device
-
Compass
-
Computer with average speed, average fuel consumption, instantaneous fuel consumption and range for remaining fuel
-
Full dashboard console, full floor console with covered storage box, partial overhead console with covered storage box
-
Delayed/fade courtesy lights
-
Cruise control
-
Front seats cup holders fixed, rear seats cup holders pop out
-
Door ajar warning
-
Door pockets/bins for driver seat, passenger seat and rear seats
-
External temperature
-
Floor mats
-
Driver front airbag with multi-stage deployment, passenger front airbag with occupant sensors and multi-stage deployment
-
Bucket heated electrically adjustable driver seat with height adjustment, lumbar adjustment, thigh support, eight adjustments and tilt adjustment, bucket heated electrically adjustable passenger seat with height adjustment, lumbar adjustment, six adjustments and tilt adjustment
-
Height adjustable 3-point reel front seat belts on driver seat and passenger seat with pre-tensioners
-
Front seat center armrest
-
Garage door opener
-
Two height adjustable electric adjustable head restraints on front seats, three height adjustable head restraints on rear seats
-
Headlight control with time delay switch-off and dusk sensor active and automatic
-
Illuminated entry system
-
Internal dimensions: front headroom (inches): 38.0, rear headroom (inches): 38.0, front hip room (inches): 55.4, rear hip room (inches): 55.5, front leg room (inches): 44.0, rear leg room (inches): 37.6, front shoulder room (inches): 58.5 and rear shoulder room (inches): 56.9
-
Knee airbags driver and passenger
-
Low tire pressure indicator
-
Memorized adjustment with three settings on door mirror position and steering wheel position with seven driver's seat positions, five passenger seat positions and head restraint
-
Card key power locks includes trunk/hatch, includes power windows and speed sensing
-
Vehicle speed proportional power steering
-
Front and rear power windows with two one-touch
-
Front and rear reading lights
-
3-point reel rear seat belts on driver side with pre-tensioners, 3-point reel rear seat belts on passenger side with pre-tensioners, 3-point reel rear seat belts on center side
-
Rear seat center armrest with trunk access integral box
-
Three fixed bench front facing rear seats with zero adjustments
-
Automatic operation rear view mirror
-
Steering wheel mounted remote audio controls
-
Remote fuel filler door release
-
Remote control remote trunk/hatch release
-
Front and rear side curtain airbag
-
Front seat back storage
-
Leather seat upholstery with additional leather
-
Seating: five seats
-
Service interval indicator
-
Front side airbag with occupant sensors
-
Smart card / smart key automatic, includes central locking and includes ignition starter
-
Ten speaker(s)
-
Wood & leather electrically adjustable multi-function steering wheel with tilt adjustment and telescopic adjustment easy entry
-
Tachometer
-
Illuminated driver and passenger vanity mirror with rear
-
Ventilation system with micro filter, automatic recirculation and active carbon filter
* My Old Porsche
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/jumpkick/tristan3.jpg