InSepsis
03-31-2009, 10:58 PM
Well guys, it's another month and time to introduce our newest Featured Member of the month. Please read through this and leave him some love and praise for everything he does and for all the help he provides in our community...
Big congrats to this month's feature...
*mittens
http://garage208.com/fotm/1april2009/001.jpg
-- more photos after the break --
Name: Mittens C Dikluver
Age: 19
Fave Restaurant: Chuck E' Cheese and anywhere that supplies its own ball pit.
Fave Music: Anything with Miley Cyrus, Air Supply, and you can always find me shower singing to Nickleback.
Something Most people don’t know: I have an attraction to stationary objects (I.E. Curbs, Parked Cars, Hillsides, Trees, Etc..)
Turn Ons: Ladyboys, anything that slightly resembles a woman, and select livestock. Oh, and did i say LADYBOYS!?
What got you into the car scene: It all started back when I first saw the Fast and the Furious, I remember the scene where they raced in fast and the furious and then all the sparks flew from under the car. All those shiny objects were distracting and confusing. Weeks later I got tanked on one and a half of my moms wine coolers, gave myself the stranger to german shiza videos and then with a mixture of binge drinking Robitussin and watching Days of Thunder I took full grasp of what my hobby should be.
About Me: I would consider my self to be a connoisseur of women's underwear. I have a vast cataloged collection of Socks, Panties, and Bras. I've also shattered 3 previous personal masturbation records and every time I do I treat myself to a stack of IHOP pancakes.
Story About the Car: I started with a pristine Subaru 2.5 RS; I immediately became unhappy with the beauty of my sweet and beautiful cherry pie, so, I decided to shake things up and just like my hero (Ken Block) I tried my hand at personal jump record, but ended up landing nose down on the side of a steep hill with a tree. I knew this was a great start in the direction i wanted to go with the car. I, at this point, knew my true calling... running into shit with my car. Curb slap after curb slap I knew I was making my name in the books and not only with the insurance company, but also with the ladies. While my Subaru was being prepared for my next stunt I came across a gem, a real sex symbol. That's right, my soon to be 1979 Toyota Corolla. The owner was going to let it go for the price of one ZJ (That's right...I could afford it). I drove old white lightning for a few months but one day i just realized I wasn't happy with the car the way it was. That very night I had a wonderful dream; Ken Block came to me in my sleep, naked (OH BOY!), and told me what I had to do over intercourse (RAD!). Just like the Subaru I would have to set out on an epic journey of Destruction and Mayhem, Carmageddon style. I launched out of my house as a one man wrecking ball, fueled with the sexual lust for my hero, half a bottle of Oxycontin, most of a box of wine and 2 full bottles of Robitussin, I set out on my journey. I hopped in my Corolla and made a go for it. I'm not sure if my first target was herd of unicorns or a parked suburban but I sure as hell was going for it either way. Well as the story later played out it was a parked suburban and I had won over my hero. When people ask, "What the hell were you thinking?" I simply smile and walk away, because I know....I know
-- more photos --
http://garage208.com/fotm/1april2009/022.jpg
http://garage208.com/fotm/1april2009/031-1.jpg
http://garage208.com/fotm/1april2009/mittens.jpg
ooh and BTW...
:facepalm:
APRIL FOOOLS!!!
real feature coming tonight at midnight and you better be excited for it.
Big congrats to this month's feature...
*mittens
http://garage208.com/fotm/1april2009/001.jpg
-- more photos after the break --
Name: Mittens C Dikluver
Age: 19
Fave Restaurant: Chuck E' Cheese and anywhere that supplies its own ball pit.
Fave Music: Anything with Miley Cyrus, Air Supply, and you can always find me shower singing to Nickleback.
Something Most people don’t know: I have an attraction to stationary objects (I.E. Curbs, Parked Cars, Hillsides, Trees, Etc..)
Turn Ons: Ladyboys, anything that slightly resembles a woman, and select livestock. Oh, and did i say LADYBOYS!?
What got you into the car scene: It all started back when I first saw the Fast and the Furious, I remember the scene where they raced in fast and the furious and then all the sparks flew from under the car. All those shiny objects were distracting and confusing. Weeks later I got tanked on one and a half of my moms wine coolers, gave myself the stranger to german shiza videos and then with a mixture of binge drinking Robitussin and watching Days of Thunder I took full grasp of what my hobby should be.
About Me: I would consider my self to be a connoisseur of women's underwear. I have a vast cataloged collection of Socks, Panties, and Bras. I've also shattered 3 previous personal masturbation records and every time I do I treat myself to a stack of IHOP pancakes.
Story About the Car: I started with a pristine Subaru 2.5 RS; I immediately became unhappy with the beauty of my sweet and beautiful cherry pie, so, I decided to shake things up and just like my hero (Ken Block) I tried my hand at personal jump record, but ended up landing nose down on the side of a steep hill with a tree. I knew this was a great start in the direction i wanted to go with the car. I, at this point, knew my true calling... running into shit with my car. Curb slap after curb slap I knew I was making my name in the books and not only with the insurance company, but also with the ladies. While my Subaru was being prepared for my next stunt I came across a gem, a real sex symbol. That's right, my soon to be 1979 Toyota Corolla. The owner was going to let it go for the price of one ZJ (That's right...I could afford it). I drove old white lightning for a few months but one day i just realized I wasn't happy with the car the way it was. That very night I had a wonderful dream; Ken Block came to me in my sleep, naked (OH BOY!), and told me what I had to do over intercourse (RAD!). Just like the Subaru I would have to set out on an epic journey of Destruction and Mayhem, Carmageddon style. I launched out of my house as a one man wrecking ball, fueled with the sexual lust for my hero, half a bottle of Oxycontin, most of a box of wine and 2 full bottles of Robitussin, I set out on my journey. I hopped in my Corolla and made a go for it. I'm not sure if my first target was herd of unicorns or a parked suburban but I sure as hell was going for it either way. Well as the story later played out it was a parked suburban and I had won over my hero. When people ask, "What the hell were you thinking?" I simply smile and walk away, because I know....I know
-- more photos --
http://garage208.com/fotm/1april2009/022.jpg
http://garage208.com/fotm/1april2009/031-1.jpg
http://garage208.com/fotm/1april2009/mittens.jpg
ooh and BTW...
:facepalm:
APRIL FOOOLS!!!
real feature coming tonight at midnight and you better be excited for it.