Calling all BMW guys... need help.

[InSepsis]

Me again...

I need help replacing my front control arms tonight if anyone can help me out...

either tonight or tomorrow during the daytime...


My front shakes too hard to drive and it takes 2 people to do it... I will supply beer and boobs.

[InSepsis]

Nobody?

[caleBot]

I'm not available tonight or tomorrow, it's pretty easy though.

All you'll need is a pickle fork, 3 Jaw puller and other basic hand tools. You'll want a vice if you're doing the bushings...

[InSepsis]

Bushings and arms... and I haven't done it before so I am asking for help...


and I don't have that many tools either so that is another reason ^_^

[caleBot]

I could give you a hand on Caturday or Sunday.

[InSepsis]

I am free all day caturday, if you don't mind helping I would appreciate it.

[InSepsis]

Plus I have been dying to see that LS1 m3 ^_^

[polishpat]

I can come and provide witty banter as well as babysitting your boobs :-D

[advser]

DAMN IT MIRKO TIMING IS BAD. I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT.
BUT I WORK ALL WEEKEND AND SHIT..
DO YOU NEED A DIAGRAM FOR R&R?

[InSepsis]

Diagram for Removal & Replacement? Sure any help is welcome.

I have the bentley manual as a PDF somewhere, I have to dig it up.

Also do you guys recomment I do my alignment right after or when the coilovers come in a couple of weeks ??

[InSepsis]

Also I can wait till monday if people can help me then... I don't work tomorrow or monday :)


4day weekend :)

[advser]

wait for your coil overs, you will waste your money if you do it after the lower control arms. you do not need to align after control arm replacement.
if you have the bent. man that is just as good. those e36 control arms should
only take about 1/2 hour to an hour each.
wish i could help but work fucking owns me right now. we are getting busy.
if you need anything let me know. if you need the bushing pressed in gimmie a call drop them by the shop and ill get someone to do them just gotta give me some time with them to get it slipped to a tech k.

[InSepsis]

I would pay you in BJ's and ZJ's if you can get the bearings on for me...

When can I drop that off to get it done dude ?

[advser]

Swing them by tomorrow by lunch if possible, and ill get them pressed
in by mid afternoon. It's going to take me a bit to get a tech free to press in real quick if thats cool. I'm in the toyota drive I'll be there all damn day. Hit me up on the text msg.

[InSepsis]

Ok, will do for sure dude... I will drop them off before 11:30 if that's ok ?

[advser]

SEE YOU LATER TODAY

[InSepsis]

Hey guys, I still need help getting the inner ball joing off... if anyone has a big rubber dildo... i mean mallet and some free time or a slide hammer or a for or whatever you call you you should swing by and help me out...

[caleBot]

pickle fork + BFH has worked for all the control arms i've pulled.

[InSepsis]

bfh = Boo Freaking Hoo ???

[DICKARM]

BFH = big fucking hammer

[InSepsis]

lol... i see...