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polishpat
06-17-2009, 02:08 AM
http://autos.yahoo.com/used-cars/scion-tc-cars312794312?geo=true&sortcol=price&sortdir=up&location=Portland%2C+OR+97201&listingtype=used&model=tc&make=scion&distance=50

She's buying it right now. Not LITERALLY right now, but, like... Now...

SO. Out of sheer boredom, and stupidity, I'm going to ask you guys this.

...What should be her next move as far as doing something with the car?

...And before Mirko sees this, I'm going to post for him, "SLAM THAT BAISCH!"

You may commence.

zex_cool
06-17-2009, 02:32 AM
trade it in for a real car!!

polishpat
06-17-2009, 03:14 AM
Oh, sorry.

You're right, I'll have her sell it, and take that 10K she spent on the new tC to buy a '93 Civic POS, errr, Civic...

Then keep that leftover 9K and put it in her savings account to use for when she wants to buy the occasional "mod" and then for the gas it takes to drive down to San Diego for the annual rice meet. Maybe the two of you can just carpool together since your engine is normally blown, and save on gas money. Luckily she already knows Spanish fluently, so that will come in handy when trying to make fun of all the other ricers.

Why didn't we think of that sooner!?

:D

zex_cool
06-17-2009, 03:33 AM
fuck that! ill rather ride that nigger bitch. does she take it in the ass..like all the other nigger whores? then we can just use the whole 10k for our 7 children and live on welfare for the rest of our lives.


;)

polishpat
06-17-2009, 04:22 AM
*Sigh* ... No ... She doesn't ...

But WELFARE!? REALLY!?

She's gonna be a doctor in 2 1/2 years!

Boise Hospitals pay $125k a year, and more if experienced...

FUCK having to live on welfare! You could just sit at home and watch Croatian soap operas all day while she goes to work!!! And then when she gets home, THEN you can try talking her into doing anal, but like every other attempt, to no avail... *SIIIIIGH*

...Which brings me to this next video clip...

YouTube - Black Doctor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5TPNcXxiK0)

...Now back on topic, and on a more serious note, due to Alyssa actually reading these forums every once in a while... :S

InSepsis
06-17-2009, 09:29 AM
Jew town!

spastik
06-17-2009, 10:00 AM
Jew town is full of accountants, but their businesses fail since no one spends money

polishpat
06-17-2009, 10:47 AM
And at the same time, they require you to claim "picking up pennies off the street" as earned income on your taxes at the end of the year.

Rob
06-17-2009, 10:55 AM
Turbo it!

RunninWild
06-17-2009, 11:29 AM
Turbo it!

I second this

spastik
06-17-2009, 11:45 AM
turbo nawz

makeitFit
06-17-2009, 04:05 PM
That video was funny. Oh yeah, turbo it!

DubstepDave
06-17-2009, 04:26 PM
Turbo, slam, BBS RS's, done.

Squarl
06-17-2009, 05:45 PM
dupercharge it

omg its drunk scott.
06-17-2009, 06:22 PM
doublecooltime charge it.

nikuman
06-17-2009, 07:22 PM
tcs are nice dds

zenkiderek
06-17-2009, 10:06 PM
what scott said